When asked his reasons for declining Cano's offer, Punto replied "The dynamic between Kim and Cynthia is just so intriguing to me, and of course with Nene and her relationship issues, it's must watch television."
Showing posts with label Home Run Derby. Show all posts
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Tuesday, July 3, 2012
Nick Punto Blows Off Home Run Derby, Will Instead Watch Re-Runs of "The Real Housewives of Atlanta"
In a shocking press conference yesterday, Nick Punto announced that he would be turning down Robinson Cano's request that he represent the American League in next Monday's State Farm Home Run Derby.
When asked his reasons for declining Cano's offer, Punto replied "The dynamic between Kim and Cynthia is just so intriguing to me, and of course with Nene and her relationship issues, it's must watch television."
When asked his reasons for declining Cano's offer, Punto replied "The dynamic between Kim and Cynthia is just so intriguing to me, and of course with Nene and her relationship issues, it's must watch television."
Nick Punto Blows Off Home Run Derby, Instead Plans On Listening To Taylor Swift In His Bedroom.
In a shocking press conference yesterday, Nick Punto announced that he would be turning down Robinson Cano's request that he represent the American League in next Monday's State Farm Home Run Derby.
When asked his reasons for declining Cano's offer, Punto replied, "I'm sorry to all the dissapointed fans out there, but it's been a long, stressful first half, and I need to find my happy place, which just happens to be in bed with my PJs on, singing along to T. Swift whilee using my hairbrush as a microphone."
When asked his reasons for declining Cano's offer, Punto replied, "I'm sorry to all the dissapointed fans out there, but it's been a long, stressful first half, and I need to find my happy place, which just happens to be in bed with my PJs on, singing along to T. Swift whilee using my hairbrush as a microphone."
Nick Punto Blows off Home Run Derby, Will Fight Crime As Ass-Kicking Vigilante Instead.
In a shocking press conference yesterday, Nick Punto announced that he would be turning down Robinson Cano's request that he represent the American League in next Monday's State Farm Home Run Derby.
When asked his reasons for declining Cano's offer, he explained his long awaited plans to throw caution to the wind and become a crime-fighting vigilante over the All-Star Break. Punto says he plans to expound on his already fearsome alter-ego, "The Shredder", and take to the streets of Boston to, "Shred up crime." Punto later added the catch phrase was a work in progress.
When asked his reasons for declining Cano's offer, he explained his long awaited plans to throw caution to the wind and become a crime-fighting vigilante over the All-Star Break. Punto says he plans to expound on his already fearsome alter-ego, "The Shredder", and take to the streets of Boston to, "Shred up crime." Punto later added the catch phrase was a work in progress.
Nick Punto Blows Off Home Run Derby Because, "You Can't Slide Headfirst On a Home Run".
In a shocking press conference yesterday, Nick Punto announced that he would be turning down Robinson Cano's request that he represent the American League in next Monday's State Farm Home Run Derby.
When asked his reasons for declining Cano's offer, Punto explained hitting home runs was against his principles, and that heart, hustle, grit, determination and being a total badass are attributes that really win a baseball game.
"You can't slide headfist on a home run," Punto argued. When asked how he had hit 15 home runs in his 12 year career if he found homers fundamentally wrong, Punto admitted that he wasn't abovem, "Unfortunate lapses in concentration."
When asked his reasons for declining Cano's offer, Punto explained hitting home runs was against his principles, and that heart, hustle, grit, determination and being a total badass are attributes that really win a baseball game.
"You can't slide headfist on a home run," Punto argued. When asked how he had hit 15 home runs in his 12 year career if he found homers fundamentally wrong, Punto admitted that he wasn't abovem, "Unfortunate lapses in concentration."
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