Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Nick Punto Blows Off Home Run Derby, Instead Plans On Listening To Taylor Swift In His Bedroom.

In a shocking press conference yesterday, Nick Punto announced that he would be turning down Robinson Cano's request that he represent the American League in next Monday's State Farm Home Run Derby.
When asked his reasons for declining Cano's offer, Punto replied, "I'm sorry to all the dissapointed fans out there, but it's been a long, stressful first half, and I need to find my happy place, which just happens to be in bed with my PJs on, singing along to T. Swift whilee using my hairbrush as a microphone."

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