Tuesday, December 1, 2015

¡Viva La Revolución! A Gloriously Official Fan Club Coup D'état

It has recently come to light that "The Official Nick Punto Fan Club" aka nickpuntofanclub.com aka jameycarrollisaviableutilityinfielder.com aka http://www.gonorrhea.html, has ceased to exist on the world wide web.  According to the wayback machine, the last time the page was archived as existing was January 3rd, 2014.  The last time the page was actually update was a full five years earlier.  Like lol do u even Punto?

In light of this, a power vacuum opened, and we here at the Officially Official Nick Punto Fan Club are writing to say that, after a brutal, bloody coup d'état, have grabbed power.  Obviously, the extra "Official" in "The Officially Official Nick Punto Fan Club" was only present due to necessity, as we felt the need to differentiate ourselves from less-legitimate enterprises on the interwebs.  But now is the time.  The time to ascend to the most official of all the Nick Punto Fan Clubs.  Our other competition, "Nick Punto Fan Club" aka nickpunto.blogspot.com, aka espn.com/skipbayless aka choadeaters.net still shows up in google search results, but has not been updated since 2006, and was only active for two months.  I am confident, therefore, that we will stand alone at the zenith of all the Punto fandom related sites.

Therefore, henceforth this weblog will officially be known as The Official Nick Punto Fan Club.  The "the" should be read as if in all caps, i.e. "THE OFFICIAL Nick Punto Fan Club".  What a great moment for Punto fans everywhere, and therefore the world.  The Officially Official Nick Punto Fan Club is dead.  Long live the Official Nick Punto Fan Club.