In a shocking press conference yesterday, Nick Punto announced that he would be turning down Robinson Cano's request that he represent the American League in next Monday's State Farm Home Run Derby.
When asked his reasons for declining Cano's offer, he explained his long awaited plans to throw caution to the wind and become a crime-fighting vigilante over the All-Star Break. Punto says he plans to expound on his already fearsome alter-ego, "The Shredder", and take to the streets of Boston to, "Shred up crime." Punto later added the catch phrase was a work in progress.
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