Friday, April 20, 2012

Hello, Puntomas Greetings

Recently, while I was deeply absorbed in my studies as Professor of Puntology at the University of Wyoming-Scott's Bottom, I was notified by a colleague that various leading institutions for expressing fandom towards future Hall-Of-Famer Nick Punto (more widely known as The Shredder) were seriously lacking in commitment.  The website claiming to be the, quote "official" fan club of Nick Punto appeared to have been updated last in 2009.  I initially balked at this travesty, unable to comprehend the disloyal bigotry that could have occurred to abandon such a noble venture as that of a promoter of the fandom of the greatest baseball player ever to beat Chuck Norris.  In everything.

Hence, I quickly created the Officially Official Nick Punto Fan Club, to quench the yearning masses' thirst for more ways to express their adulation towards He himself.  Yes He, with a capitol "H", the M1A2 Abrams assault tank more widely known as Nick Punto.

You're Welcome

Noah P. Stafford,

Supreme Dictator for Life of General Leadership Matters and Presider of the Board of the Oligarchy of the Officially Official Nick Punto Fan Club

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