The Bombest of Bombs With Nick Punto

As conspicuously noted on this weblog, Future Hall-of-Famer Nick Punto currently has 19 home runs during officially sanctioned Major League Baseball regular season play.  Of those nineteen, twelve are recent enough to have been catalogued by ESPN Home Run Tracker.  Of those, one was a straight friggin' bomb.

Uppa Deck Muthafucka!!!!  There's nothing more satisfying that Nicky P showing how long he can dong.
Now take into account what we're watching here.  This was calculated to have a 444 ft true distance on HR Tracker.  This is by far the farthest homer he has hit in within the the data available.  In fact, this is probably the hardest Nick Punto has hit a ball at the professional level ever.  Let that shit sink in for a second.  #whoadude.

Nick Punto Is The Most Metal

Poem by Nick Punto:

Teacher and her facist bullshit

Tryna control my mind

But u can't control me

I listen to System of a Down

And have a 10 k/d on Halo 2

Screw my parents

Tellin me to clean my room

I won't, so suc it.

Go back to your disney suburbia fairy tale.

Someday, I'm gunna leave this shitty town

And go on tour with Disturbed or some other kickass band

And then they'll all regret me.

But Ill just smile and say...

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor