Nick Punto Overrules Supreme Court's Ruling On Obama Heath Care Law, Instead Institutes "Puntocare".

In a bold move today, Future Hall of Famer Nick Punto used his vast political influence to overturn the Supreme Court's 5-4 ruling in favor of the constitutionality of Obamacare. With Obamacare squashed, he then pushed through "Puntocare".  Not really a new healthcare plan at all, "Puntocare" calls for total dismantling of the health care infastructure, and reccomends instead of healthcare to, quote, "Rub some dirt on it."

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Nick Punto First To Wear "Kiss Me I'm Irish" Shirt to Not Be Total Douchebag

In the clubhouse after the Red Sox's 7-5 win on Tuesday, Future Hall-Of-Famer Nick Punto changed into a garment that is typically a staple of douchebaggery: The "Kiss Me I'm Irish" Shirt.

Except, in a monumental effort, he pulled it off.

"Honestly, I think he's workin' it man," commented David Ortiz, Self Appointed King of Baseball Swag. "Usually that kinda shirt just screams asshole, but he really owns it."