Showing posts with label Robinson Cano. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Robinson Cano. Show all posts
Thursday, September 27, 2012
"That's So Cano" Is What All The Kids Are Saying These Days
The phrase, "That's so Cano," is, according to multiple sources, what all the kids are saying these days. The phrase originates from Robinson Cano's famed lack of hustle. It was originally used to critisize someone who was talented but didn't try or hustle, and failed to achieve what they were capable of. It has evolved into a phrase to express general disapproval towards something.
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
Nick Punto Blows Off Home Run Derby, Will Instead Watch Re-Runs of "The Real Housewives of Atlanta"
In a shocking press conference yesterday, Nick Punto announced that he would be turning down Robinson Cano's request that he represent the American League in next Monday's State Farm Home Run Derby.
When asked his reasons for declining Cano's offer, Punto replied "The dynamic between Kim and Cynthia is just so intriguing to me, and of course with Nene and her relationship issues, it's must watch television."
When asked his reasons for declining Cano's offer, Punto replied "The dynamic between Kim and Cynthia is just so intriguing to me, and of course with Nene and her relationship issues, it's must watch television."
Nick Punto Blows Off Home Run Derby, Instead Plans On Listening To Taylor Swift In His Bedroom.
In a shocking press conference yesterday, Nick Punto announced that he would be turning down Robinson Cano's request that he represent the American League in next Monday's State Farm Home Run Derby.
When asked his reasons for declining Cano's offer, Punto replied, "I'm sorry to all the dissapointed fans out there, but it's been a long, stressful first half, and I need to find my happy place, which just happens to be in bed with my PJs on, singing along to T. Swift whilee using my hairbrush as a microphone."
When asked his reasons for declining Cano's offer, Punto replied, "I'm sorry to all the dissapointed fans out there, but it's been a long, stressful first half, and I need to find my happy place, which just happens to be in bed with my PJs on, singing along to T. Swift whilee using my hairbrush as a microphone."
Nick Punto Blows off Home Run Derby, Will Fight Crime As Ass-Kicking Vigilante Instead.
In a shocking press conference yesterday, Nick Punto announced that he would be turning down Robinson Cano's request that he represent the American League in next Monday's State Farm Home Run Derby.
When asked his reasons for declining Cano's offer, he explained his long awaited plans to throw caution to the wind and become a crime-fighting vigilante over the All-Star Break. Punto says he plans to expound on his already fearsome alter-ego, "The Shredder", and take to the streets of Boston to, "Shred up crime." Punto later added the catch phrase was a work in progress.
When asked his reasons for declining Cano's offer, he explained his long awaited plans to throw caution to the wind and become a crime-fighting vigilante over the All-Star Break. Punto says he plans to expound on his already fearsome alter-ego, "The Shredder", and take to the streets of Boston to, "Shred up crime." Punto later added the catch phrase was a work in progress.
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