Nick Punto Runs Over Catcher; Politely Takes Cleats Off First.

In a humiliatingly awesome play yesterday, Nick Punto, while scoring a run, inconviniently noticed, as he neared home plate, Twins catcher Ryan Doumit had the ball and was foolishly planning on making an attempt to tag him out.  Politely, Punto removed his spikes as a safety measure before, literally, running over Doumit feet first, actually turning the catcher into a welcome mat for home plate complete with the witty slogan, "Every day's better with a Chihuahua!".  When asked later what it felt like to be run over by Punto himself, Doumit liked the experience to what the Egyptians must have felt when Moses un-parted the Red Sea, drowning them all.